Estonian Man Doesn’t Sleep Unless His Redhead Wife Twerks Her Big Booty For Him Before They Make Out

I recently came across a website which read – “First of all, we thank women for giving us their electrically charged pussies, their delicious milk and their beautiful faces and bodies that are more wonderful to look at compared to the greatest wonders in the world.”

I have a friend who has been trying very hard lately to fight his sexual lust. He watches autopsy videos to reduce his lust for the women; Many of the times his lust rather increases due to watching such videos and immediately after, he starts watching those girls on snapchat porn account.

This friend of mine believes that sexual slangs need a better nomenclature system.

His favorite pornstar of all times is Mason Storm. He believes she is the most underrated pornstar ever while at the same time he believes that Alexis Texas and Mia Khalifa are the most overrated pornstars ever.

He wonders all the time about how fun it must be fucking super-powerful women like Christine Lagarde, Jacinda Ardern, Mercedes Aráoz and others on a regular. He really envies the men who got to enjoy these super-powerful women.

I have an Estonian friend named Ragnar Angantysson. Ragnar hates Redheards but he married a Redhead woman just for her naturally voluptuous body. It is really funny to me that both husband and wife equally, i.e. 85 Kilograms.

Ragnar’s wife always doubted that he bangs his personal secretary on a regular and for this very reason they had several arguments in the past as well and their married life for a quarter of the part has been nothing but hell.

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