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Those who believe Adam and Eve’s original sin was having sex need to visit me for a psychological treatment.

Dr Allen Thompson

Dr Allen Thompson from Coos Bay, Oregon, is a Psychiatrist and Sex Blogger, who likes to experiment a lot with his diet. He claims eating a carnivores diet increased the girth of his dick by half an inch and his dick now just looks like those male pornstars that you see on familystrokes free porn videos.

Dr Allen dated one of the daughters of one of the greatest hip-hop stars of all times. He says the bitch was bad like the Pornstar – Ashley Fires in the bedroom.

Dr Allen writes the religion of Wicca and Satanism didn’t work but the religion of ‘Sexualism’ is definitely going to work. He has been working on to create a new religion for a while now, which he claims would be completely based on the sexuality of both the genders.

One of the best friends of Dr Allen Thompson is a pimp from Switzerland with escorts working for him in as far as Moscow. This pimp friend of Dr Allen claims that Pope Francis is a freak who hires different gorgeous escorts every night and he can never be seen hiring less than 2 escorts at a time. The Pope Francis loves his escorts pale skinned with natural titties.

Allen recently contacted this pimp friend of his through the phone and asked if he could arrange a couple of naturally busty Swiss Pornstar escorts for him in the US and the pimp replied “No problem at all my Psychiatrist friend.”

Allen has another friend with a 14 inch long cock. This friend of him almost killed his poetess girlfriend when he had sex with her for the very first time. Irony is that she was a virgin at the time.

Allen once caught his girlfriend of the time having sex with her doberman. That was almost the end of their relationship. He got himself checked for STDs the very next day. Everything turned out hunky dory according to the tests.

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Lionel Iglesias

Lionel Iglesias from Mandan, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Lawyer, who recently went to Iran for sex tourism. He writes it was fascinating for him to learn how many faces that are covered with a hijab in the day get covered with cum in the night in the city called Tehran. One of the escorts he hired there never sucked a dick before, she puked right after 4 minutes of sucking him dry.

Lionel claims to have met over 100 different pornstars in person; He says there wasn’t a single one who didn’t want to become the next Kay Parker but met none who wanted to become the next Jenna Jameson.

Lionel always thought the Naturally Busty American Pornstars – Ella Knox and Violet Myers were 2 Hot Sisters in real life unless he read their bios.

Lionel is proud of the fact that his wife’s pussy keeps getting more pinkish with her hair getting grey just like you would see in a top Filipin Porn Video.

Lionel writes each of the Black girls that he ever dated, could take a baseball bat up her ass. And each muscular girl that he ever dated loved being dominated in bed and enjoyed being slapped on the face like nothing else.

Lionel writes he never knew how fun it was to drink a woman’s piss until the night his wife made him drink some of hers.

Lionel only buys limited edition cars.

Lionel is always out on a business trip and whenever he is away, his wife uses FedEx to send her dirty panties to him so that he can jerk off fantasizing about her. He instead chooses to hire escorts or jerk off using those panties to virtual incest porno.

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Charles Lumia from Horace, North Dakota, is a Part-Time Sex Blogger and a Full-Time Aerospace Engineer, who believes women care more about what you wear than how you look, especially the Thai (หนังเอ็กไทย) ones.

Charles claims to have experimented with edging for years. He claims edging doesn’t work, you better ejaculate it all out.

Charles write kissing forehead of a woman be as much fun if you know the right way of doing it. He writes it is a pity that roughly 99.99% of the Male Pornstars and 85% of the Female Pornstars globally don’t know the art of kissing a forehead erotically.

Charles write tall women with broad shoulders make great fuckbuddies.

Charles sounds like a prude when he writes wet dreams are an unnecessary loss energy loss.

Charles also believes having a stable mood and an angry personality is lethal for your libido in the long term.

Charles believes laughing, smiling and meditating on a daily basis has a great positive effect on your libido.

Charles recently introduced a Voice Chat Room to his Discord Server that discusses sex 24/7. He says it has been receiving such great feedback that he has been thinking of introducing a US 60$ per month fee to be able to talk there.

One of the uncles of Charles is a Buddhist who told Charles that sex becomes impossible for a man after achieving enlightenment.

Charles claims to know a 5’2″ Half-Indonesian Half-Israeli guy, who after 8 months of dating his 5’11” Blonde girlfriend who never let him do anything more than a hug or a kiss that she regularly hooked up with random guys on Tinder. He still hasn’t broken up with her owing to the hope that she might open her legs for him one day in the future and stop those random hookups.