I recently came across a website which read – “First of all, we thank women for giving us their electrically charged pussies, their delicious milk and their beautiful faces and bodies that are more wonderful to look at compared to the greatest wonders in the world.”
I have a friend who has been trying very hard lately to fight his sexual lust. He watches autopsy videos to reduce his lust for the women; Many of the times his lust rather increases due to watching such videos and immediately after, he starts watching those girls on snapchat porn account.
This friend of mine believes that sexual slangs need a better nomenclature system.
His favorite pornstar of all times is Mason Storm. He believes she is the most underrated pornstar ever while at the same time he believes that Alexis Texas and Mia Khalifa are the most overrated pornstars ever.
He wonders all the time about how fun it must be fucking super-powerful women like Christine Lagarde, Jacinda Ardern, Mercedes Aráoz and others on a regular. He really envies the men who got to enjoy these super-powerful women.
I have an Estonian friend named Ragnar Angantysson. Ragnar hates Redheards but he married a Redhead woman just for her naturally voluptuous body. It is really funny to me that both husband and wife equally, i.e. 85 Kilograms.
Ragnar’s wife always doubted that he bangs his personal secretary on a regular and for this very reason they had several arguments in the past as well and their married life for a quarter of the part has been nothing but hell.
Dr Patsy Ebdon from Queensland, Australia, is a Endocrinologist and Dating Blogger, who claims to have hired at least 9 Young Chinese Sugar Babies studying in the top Australian Colleges, one of whom was featured in a popular brother sister incest porn flick.
Dr Patsy hates Sugar Babies, Escorts, Pornstars, Masseuses, that don’t use their original name for their business.
Sugar Baby Industry is one of the very few industries that hasn’t gone much of a change in the past 3 decades now.
Dr Patsy Ebdon
Dr Patsy recently wrote an article about this retired Italian Mafia Boss who since coming out of prison, has been running a Real Estate Company and a Sugar Baby Agency in the New York City where they recruit none other than Blue-Eyed Skinny Young Women to work as their sugar babies. He apparently, recently hired a group of software developers to program a sugar baby app for their business. He wears a wig himself since he turned full bald due to stress during his time in prison.
Dr Patsy dated a Blonde English Independent Journalist who worked as a Sugar Baby for over a year. She was obsessed with Eastern Religions, Stoicism and Utilitarianism. She had the longest fingers you have ever seen on a woman, which she used a lot for her own good when she didn’t have a man for herself during desperate times. She reported and researched a lot on the Sugar Babies worldwide, extensively. Dr Patsy thinks they should give her a gold medal on her work. Her mother was one of OSHO’s closest followers during the days of Rajneeshpuram in the 1980s. She was a gardener at his commune in Oregon. She was a witness to some of the most controversial developments in his commune. Both mother and daughter have one thing in common several others – they hate women who act dramatic. The daughter has written several articles criticising some of the most popular celebrities globally that act too overdramatic and that includes politicians, actresses, singers, socialites, entrepreneurs among others. The mother believes in ghosts, purgatory, astral projection and many other related weird things. She claims January 1990 AD was the time when there were more number of ghosts came down on the planet earth than ever before and they are highly responsible for manipulating top world leaders of the past and the present to create what they call the New World Order.
It is my personal and that of millions of other men and women’s observation over the centuries that religious practice makes a man or a woman immoral but on the contrary, sexual indulgence with a nympho does the exact opposite.
I don’t believe in the concept of heaven or hell after the death, but if there is any such thing as heaven and hell, then I am pretty sure that all those who tried to attach the guilt feeling for women that love to enjoy sexual pleasure are all burning in hell. Sexual activity, like no other is automatically valued by human beings and even animals. Gone are the days when the common belief was that the sexual intercourse is just a method of producing a child. Instead, everyone is having sex nowadays, just because it fulfills our sexual needs and desires, if they don’t find a willing human partner, they now have things like a mini sex doll and they don’t have to suppress their sexual desires for the reason of not having some real human to fuck around with anymore. The human beings indulged in the sexual intercourse for the very purpose all throughout the centuries in the past, but they wouldn’t admit it.
The human race ever discovering something more pleasurable than the sexual intercourse seems so remote a possibility as to be practically inconceivable.
There is no doubt that free-sex is the most powerful and pervasive feature of the modern western society and I am proud of living in these beautiful and revolutionary times.
When you have everything you could reasonably ask for, you would still ask for more gorgeous women.
Rikard Nilsson from Sydney, Australia, is a Sex Blogger and Life Coach, who believes self-improvement cannot help you defeat any of your vice(s). He believes it is the most overrated term ever.
Give losing your virginity a shot. If you don’t see anything new within, you are either not looking hard enough, or not acknowledging what has occurred. Look at yourself before you were a non-virgin, then a month of gapping on a regular.
Rikard believes smartphone is responsible for most of the cooming action nowadays. He writes each time he masturbates, it is when he starts watching porn or chatting with a cam model on RoyalCams on his phone before sleeping. He writes once you start chatting with a cam model when you are idle, that’s when you know you are about to masturbate to her or even leave a positive royalcams review after you are done having a nice ejaculation.
That’s a play with confidence. When you get those thoughts, they drag you down, so saying “I don’t have a problem with confidence is kind of idiotic.” Since negative thoughts have an impact on everything including confidence.
Rikard writes every man with a 10+inch long and 4inch+ girth cock should start his sex life by having sex with grey haired MILFs/GILFs that are starving for the dick. He writes their pussies are really tight enough for your super-sized cocks and they are gonna appreciate you so much for coming to and cumming in them. He writes his own tale of having the pleasure to talk to one of the top GILF niche pornstars – Chery Leigh, who told him that she regularly offers her escort services for no cost at all to such super-sized guys, but only if they are too handsome. To the average looking guys with those huge cocks, she offers 80% discount and to the ugly ones, she offers 40% discount for her regular escort services.
Juku Jarve from Nottingham, England, is a Sex Blogger and Retail Sales Manager at a Sony Branch in his city, who believes 22 is when the women hit their sexual and 23 is when men do the same, regardless of their nationality, ethnicity, diet and sexual orientation. He writes the Cherokee people of the Americans knew this very well and it is also mentioned in their dead religion too, but the Christians ruined this concept of theirs that they followed and believed in for centuries within a matter of years just like they do with everything else. He adds that the Cherokees also used to believe that the age when a man and a woman reach their sexual peak is the perfect age for their marriage. He further gives example that the pornstars aged the same perform their best as can be seen on koreanpornmovie.com
Juku claims the popular yesteryear’s singer – Tiffany, that gained fame at a very young age with her song – ‘I think we are alone now’, has been hiding that she was raised for a while at one of the most notorious, popular and wealthiest Indian Guru OSHO’S Rajneeshpuram, which was then situated in the US State of Oregon. Both her parents were highly obsessed with the Hindu philosophy and masters like OSHO, he adds.
Juku has been writing a book themed on the subject of telling a person’s sexual orientation just by their body language, handwriting, physical traits and other characteristics. Juku claims the science will discover that all his theories were right sooner or later.
Juku writes that he envies the poor people in the 3rd world for they cannot afford geyser. He claims taking hot showers made his sexual performance worse and it is too hard for him to go back to the cold shower way.
Harminder Khemu from Tucson, Arizona, is a Punjabi Sikh American Taxi Fleet Owner and a Sex Blogger, who writes that the only reason why he is alive is to see the view of his wife’s gold necklace shaking between his wife’s beautiful big breasts while she is riding him.
Harinder writes that contrary to the popular belief, eating the testicles of a cattle, bird or any other animal leads to lower testosterone levels in men. He says he has no idea about what it does to a woman.
Harinder believes potato is the most underrated aphrodisiac food for men. He says it is widely used as an aphrodisiac in all of Punjab and also in some other parts of North India.
Harinder writes India used to have its own version of gay and lesbian bars. If you read the Hindu scriptures carefully, you will discover it. It is a pity that owing to the pressure of the outside invaders, mainly the believers of the Abrahamic religions, the Indians decided to do their best to conceal those scriptures but anyone who decides to study the Hinduism from its root will definitely discover those scriptures.
Harinder uses Indian flour mixed with water as his sexual lubricant.
Harinder is proud of the fact that neither Hinduism nor Sikhism, has ay law or rule against anal sex unlike their Abrahamic counterparts. The temples of Ajanta and Ellora are the proof.
One of the nephews of Harinder is a medical student living in Netherlands who wants to marry the Ukrainian Pornstar – Josephone Jackson so badly. Harinder says this nephew of his is a good-looking dude, who has already spoken to Josephine through Sex Webcams Camsoda and she appeared interested in marrying him too but his parents wouldn’t let him marry a pornstar. They own tons of property in Punjab and Malta that they will rather pass on to someone else other than him if he marries a pornstar.
Harinder believes the main reason why the Eid is celebrated on a crescent moon night is because this is when the positive planetary effect on both the human male and female libido is at its peak.
Those who believe Adam and Eve’s original sin was having sex need to visit me for a psychological treatment.
Dr Allen Thompson
Dr Allen Thompson from Coos Bay, Oregon, is a Psychiatrist and Sex Blogger, who likes to experiment a lot with his diet. He claims eating a carnivores diet increased the girth of his dick by half an inch and his dick now just looks like those male pornstars that you see on familystrokes free porn videos.
Dr Allen dated one of the daughters of one of the greatest hip-hop stars of all times. He says the bitch was bad like the Pornstar – Ashley Fires in the bedroom.
Dr Allen writes the religion of Wicca and Satanism didn’t work but the religion of ‘Sexualism’ is definitely going to work. He has been working on to create a new religion for a while now, which he claims would be completely based on the sexuality of both the genders.
One of the best friends of Dr Allen Thompson is a pimp from Switzerland with escorts working for him in as far as Moscow. This pimp friend of Dr Allen claims that Pope Francis is a freak who hires different gorgeous escorts every night and he can never be seen hiring less than 2 escorts at a time. The Pope Francis loves his escorts pale skinned with natural titties.
Allen recently contacted this pimp friend of his through the phone and asked if he could arrange a couple of naturally busty Swiss Pornstar escorts for him in the US and the pimp replied “No problem at all my Psychiatrist friend.”
Allen has another friend with a 14 inch long cock. This friend of him almost killed his poetess girlfriend when he had sex with her for the very first time. Irony is that she was a virgin at the time.
Allen once caught his girlfriend of the time having sex with her doberman. That was almost the end of their relationship. He got himself checked for STDs the very next day. Everything turned out hunky dory according to the tests.
Lionel Iglesias from Mandan, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Lawyer, who recently went to Iran for sex tourism. He writes it was fascinating for him to learn how many faces that are covered with a hijab in the day get covered with cum in the night in the city called Tehran. One of the escorts he hired there never sucked a dick before, she puked right after 4 minutes of sucking him dry.
Lionel claims to have met over 100 different pornstars in person; He says there wasn’t a single one who didn’t want to become the next Kay Parker but met none who wanted to become the next Jenna Jameson.
Lionel always thought the Naturally Busty American Pornstars – Ella Knox and Violet Myers were 2 Hot Sisters in real life unless he read their bios.
Lionel is proud of the fact that his wife’s pussy keeps getting more pinkish with her hair getting grey just like you would see in a top Filipin Porn Video.
Lionel writes each of the Black girls that he ever dated, could take a baseball bat up her ass. And each muscular girl that he ever dated loved being dominated in bed and enjoyed being slapped on the face like nothing else.
Lionel writes he never knew how fun it was to drink a woman’s piss until the night his wife made him drink some of hers.
Lionel only buys limited edition cars.
Lionel is always out on a business trip and whenever he is away, his wife uses FedEx to send her dirty panties to him so that he can jerk off fantasizing about her. He instead chooses to hire escorts or jerk off using those panties to virtual incest porno.
Charles Lumia from Horace, North Dakota, is a Part-Time Sex Blogger and a Full-Time Aerospace Engineer, who believes women care more about what you wear than how you look, especially the Thai (หนังเอ็กไทย) ones.
Charles claims to have experimented with edging for years. He claims edging doesn’t work, you better ejaculate it all out.
Charles write kissing forehead of a woman be as much fun if you know the right way of doing it. He writes it is a pity that roughly 99.99% of the Male Pornstars and 85% of the Female Pornstars globally don’t know the art of kissing a forehead erotically.
Charles write tall women with broad shoulders make great fuckbuddies.
Charles sounds like a prude when he writes wet dreams are an unnecessary loss energy loss.
Charles also believes having a stable mood and an angry personality is lethal for your libido in the long term.
Charles believes laughing, smiling and meditating on a daily basis has a great positive effect on your libido.
Charles recently introduced a Voice Chat Room to his Discord Server that discusses sex 24/7. He says it has been receiving such great feedback that he has been thinking of introducing a US 60$ per month fee to be able to talk there.
One of the uncles of Charles is a Buddhist who told Charles that sex becomes impossible for a man after achieving enlightenment.
Charles claims to know a 5’2″ Half-Indonesian Half-Israeli guy, who after 8 months of dating his 5’11” Blonde girlfriend who never let him do anything more than a hug or a kiss that she regularly hooked up with random guys on Tinder. He still hasn’t broken up with her owing to the hope that she might open her legs for him one day in the future and stop those random hookups.
Antonio Machado from Miami, Florida, is a sex blogger, who has been doing Shambhavi Mudra Kriya to elevate free testosterone levels in his body for quite a while now. He says that it works perfectly fine and has given better than expected results so far.
Antonio writes that fasting is the worst thing that you can do to your sex drive. He says that once he did water fasting for a couple of days and didn’t even have the urge to look at those camgirls live within those couple of days.
Antonio’s guru told him that taking Psychedelics and doing Moolabandha can turn a person bisexual and homosexual. Since then, Antonio has stopped doing both Moolabandha and Psychedelics altogether.
Antonio believes the inventors of all sorts of contraceptives ought to be on the top of the list of the greatest inventors of all times. He believes that the world has been doing a great injustice to them by not putting them up there. He attributes promoting this type of mindset to the religious institutions and their chiefs, which is then pushed harder by the vote-hungry politicians.
Antonio believes listening to a certain type of music has a specific effect on your libido. He says nothing increases a man’s libido like listening to Synthwave Music does and nothing reduces it as listening to the classical South Indian or Eastern Chinese Music does.
Antonio reads a book right after having a sexual session as suggested by Mantak Chia in one of his videos. He approves as suggested by Chia that it helps retain the info four times as good.