Those who believe Adam and Eve’s original sin was having sex need to visit me for a psychological treatment.
Dr Allen Thompson
Dr Allen Thompson from Coos Bay, Oregon, is a Psychiatrist and Sex Blogger, who likes to experiment a lot with his diet. He claims eating a carnivores diet increased the girth of his dick by half an inch and his dick now just looks like those male pornstars that you see on familystrokes free porn videos.
Dr Allen dated one of the daughters of one of the greatest hip-hop stars of all times. He says the bitch was bad like the Pornstar – Ashley Fires in the bedroom.
Dr Allen writes the religion of Wicca and Satanism didn’t work but the religion of ‘Sexualism’ is definitely going to work. He has been working on to create a new religion for a while now, which he claims would be completely based on the sexuality of both the genders.
One of the best friends of Dr Allen Thompson is a pimp from Switzerland with escorts working for him in as far as Moscow. This pimp friend of Dr Allen claims that Pope Francis is a freak who hires different gorgeous escorts every night and he can never be seen hiring less than 2 escorts at a time. The Pope Francis loves his escorts pale skinned with natural titties.
Allen recently contacted this pimp friend of his through the phone and asked if he could arrange a couple of naturally busty Swiss Pornstar escorts for him in the US and the pimp replied “No problem at all my Psychiatrist friend.”
Allen has another friend with a 14 inch long cock. This friend of him almost killed his poetess girlfriend when he had sex with her for the very first time. Irony is that she was a virgin at the time.
Allen once caught his girlfriend of the time having sex with her doberman. That was almost the end of their relationship. He got himself checked for STDs the very next day. Everything turned out hunky dory according to the tests.
Lionel Iglesias from Mandan, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Lawyer, who recently went to Iran for sex tourism. He writes it was fascinating for him to learn how many faces that are covered with a hijab in the day get covered with cum in the night in the city called Tehran. One of the escorts he hired there never sucked a dick before, she puked right after 4 minutes of sucking him dry.
Lionel claims to have met over 100 different pornstars in person; He says there wasn’t a single one who didn’t want to become the next Kay Parker but met none who wanted to become the next Jenna Jameson.
Lionel always thought the Naturally Busty American Pornstars – Ella Knox and Violet Myers were 2 Hot Sisters in real life unless he read their bios.
Lionel is proud of the fact that his wife’s pussy keeps getting more pinkish with her hair getting grey.
Lionel writes each of the Black girls that he ever dated, could take a baseball bat up her ass. And each muscular girl that he ever dated loved being dominated in bed and enjoyed being slapped on the face like nothing else.
Lionel writes he never knew how fun it was to drink a woman’s piss until the night his wife made him drink some of hers.
Lionel only buys limited edition cars.
Lionel is always out on a business trip and whenever he is away, his wife uses FedEx to send her dirty panties to him so that he can jerk off fantasizing about her. He instead chooses to hire escorts or jerk off using those panties to virtual incest porno.
Charles Lumia from Horace, North Dakota, is a Part-Time Sex Blogger and a Full-Time Aerospace Engineer, who believes women care more about what you wear than how you look, especially the Thai (หนังเอ็กไทย) ones.
Charles claims to have experimented with edging for years. He claims edging doesn’t work, you better ejaculate it all out.
Charles write kissing forehead of a woman be as much fun if you know the right way of doing it. He writes it is a pity that roughly 99.99% of the Male Pornstars and 85% of the Female Pornstars globally don’t know the art of kissing a forehead erotically.
Charles write tall women with broad shoulders make great fuckbuddies.
Charles sounds like a prude when he writes wet dreams are an unnecessary loss energy loss.
Charles also believes having a stable mood and an angry personality is lethal for your libido in the long term.
Charles believes laughing, smiling and meditating on a daily basis has a great positive effect on your libido.
Charles recently introduced a Voice Chat Room to his Discord Server that discusses sex 24/7. He says it has been receiving such great feedback that he has been thinking of introducing a US 60$ per month fee to be able to talk there.
One of the uncles of Charles is a Buddhist who told Charles that sex becomes impossible for a man after achieving enlightenment.
Charles claims to know a 5’2″ Half-Indonesian Half-Israeli guy, who after 8 months of dating his 5’11” Blonde girlfriend who never let him do anything more than a hug or a kiss that she regularly hooked up with random guys on Tinder. He still hasn’t broken up with her owing to the hope that she might open her legs for him one day in the future and stop those random hookups.
Antonio Machado from Miami, Florida, is a sex blogger, who has been doing Shambhavi Mudra Kriya to elevate free testosterone levels in his body for quite a while now. He says that it works perfectly fine and has given better than expected results so far.
Antonio writes that fasting is the worst thing that you can do to your sex drive. He says that once he did water fasting for a couple of days and didn’t even have the urge to look at those camgirls live within those couple of days.
Antonio’s guru told him that taking Psychedelics and doing Moolabandha can turn a person bisexual and homosexual. Since then, Antonio has stopped doing both Moolabandha and Psychedelics altogether.
Antonio believes the inventors of all sorts of contraceptives ought to be on the top of the list of the greatest inventors of all times. He believes that the world has been doing a great injustice to them by not putting them up there. He attributes promoting this type of mindset to the religious institutions and their chiefs, which is then pushed harder by the vote-hungry politicians.
Antonio believes listening to a certain type of music has a specific effect on your libido. He says nothing increases a man’s libido like listening to Synthwave Music does and nothing reduces it as listening to the classical South Indian or Eastern Chinese Music does.
Antonio reads a book right after having a sexual session as suggested by Mantak Chia in one of his videos. He approves as suggested by Chia that it helps retain the info four times as good.
It is a common notion that athletic, flexible girls can do a variety of things that their non-athletic, non-flexible counterparts cannot and that’s one of the reasons why more men than ever before nowadays lookout for an Asian MILF to have a relationship with than any other race.
It is really amazing to me how for the first time in the human history, the Magazine models have been envying popular Instagram models for their popularity rather than the other way round.
It is really crazy that there are some good things about the prostate cancer as well. There is this friend of mine who has been suffering with a prostate cancer. He says that he is rock-hard 24/7 since the time his doctor believes he got this disease.
I believe it is really a pity that not many can compete with Master Mantak Chia when it comes to Ancient Taoist style sexual healing.
According to me, beautiful natural big boobs and big buttocks have always been the most justified assets in the mammalian kingdoms.
One of my good friends is a hardcore feminist who believes Melania Trump is the greatest modern example of achieving the good old American dream.
One of my good friends has been dating an Indian Sikh Mechanical Engineer for a while now, who looks a lot like the popular British Sikh OnlyFans Pornstar – Princess Jas.
This friend of mine actively campaigns against subreddits like r/nofap, r/semenretention, r/pureretention, r/celibacy, r/brahmacharya, for they have been trying to prove their narrative that sex is merely for the procreation and not for the recreation, which is far from the truth.
Florin Ionut from Dade City, Florida, is a full-time sex blogger, who writes that the Belarusian President – Alexander Lukashenko, is perhaps the greatest womaniser amongst all the current day world leaders. He adds the reason why his wife has been living separately from her husband, is his womanising addiction which only seems to grow as he ages and losses more hair on his head.
Florin has always been a great advocate of the escorting business and he is one of the few to encourage Japanese escorts in the USA so that the straight men of America can enjoy extraordinary Japanese Blowjob.
Florin believes that soon enough, there would be institutes all across the globe where they would teach both men and women to become better escorts.
Florin writes that the states/hot hubs that are popular for escorts – Amsterdam, Bangkok; Keeping in view the kind of escorts that they have been offering, more services that they included recently in their portfolio, it goes without saying that they are going to remain the hot hubs for at least next 100 years as well, regardless of what revolution takes place in this industry.
Florin rejects the notion that Jesus was a celibate. He claims that Jesus had sex at least twice a day in his 20s and least thrice a day in 30s before he got hanged. He even doubts the reason behind his hanging.
Florin is against celibacy before/after marriage. He practised it himself for a while and has come the conclusion that releasing semen brings you more in the present moment while semen retention makes you live more in your head.
Carina Cuba is a Portuguese woman, married to a rice mill owner in Britain. It goes without saying that she is a very wealthy man. Their sex life is also good. But Carina doesn’t seem much happy with it and that’s the reason why she regularly cheats on him and has a blog where she posts about all her fantasies and sexual encounters. Her blog is more erotic for both straight men and bisexual women alike than sxyprn xxx
Carina is also a pro-wrestling freak and has dated and still dates men related to the pro-wrestling industry. She writes on her blog that Bruce Prichard – The Senior Vice President and the Executive Director of Smackdown tells his wife Stephanie Prichard to wear Vagi-pol Super Fresh Natural Deodorant (a deodorant notorious for taking away the natural odor of a human female vagina), but himself is often found sniffing the vaginas of the young WWE aspirant female wrestlers and believe it to be the nectar of creativity.
Carina dated Bruce Prichard in the past and he would often sniff her pussy longer than their fucking and sucking sessions combined. Carina broke up with the guy for him being a liar and bigot.
Inspired by Carina, a sister of her recently turned from a part-time gourmet food blogger to a part-time BBW sex blogger and she is totally loving it.
This sister of Carina lives in Portugal. She and her husband, both are cops. They both love to roleplay most of the nights before making love but it is really surprising to most how they never performed the roleplay of cop other than their professional lives.
Greg Lemon from Taneytown, Maryland, owns 4 different dance coaching schools in the province of Maryland. His wife is a dance coach at one of the schools owned by himself.
Greg is also an active sex blogger who claims that most counterfeit money creators spend most of their profits on luxury tattoo babe escorts. He says that these counterfeiters avoid traveling abroad as it is risky for their business and life. He says that he doesn’t know a single counterfeit creator personally who never hired one of those tattooed pornstar escorts.
Greg claims that if the right boob of a woman is larger than her left one, the woman tends to have lesbian fetishes, whether she admits it or not and if her left boob is bigger, she prefers older men over the younger ones. He claims to have had long-term relationships with both sort of women in the past and without exception, it was the same with all of them.
When Greg was in his early 20s, he was dating this woman who had her left breast bigger and larger than the right one. Greg said ‘Goodbye’ to his decade old friends for this girlfriend of his, only to discover later that she was more into older men and the only time she spent with him was the time when no older dick was ready to slide inside her pussy. He felt completely rejected and decided to stop his relationship with her. When he told her that he doesn’t want to date her anymore, she had no regrets or disappointment, she sounded like she was all cool with it and it was no surprise to Greg either. Dating this woman was one of the decisions that Greg regrets a lot to this day.
Austen Oakley is a sex maniac author, who seems to be obsessed with the House of Durnovo, lately. She recently wrote a book on the House of Durnovo and the man she wrote the most about in her book was none other than the founder of the house – Mr. Mikula F. Durnovo himself.
Austen writes that Mikula didn’t have a habit of listening to the advice of others until he got married. She writes that before marriage, at times, he would try to listen to the advice of others, only to get frustrated later because of the things not working right due to that. Austen writes that after Mikula got married, he had to become used to getting listening to everything his wife said and him becoming used to listening to everything his wife said and him becoming used to listen to the advice of others became inevitable.
Austen writes in her book that Mikula was born into a family of wrestlers and hence it was in his genes to want to wrestle all the time, but he wasn’t physically strong enough to, but mentally he was very strong.
Austen also writes a sex and porn blog. Austen claims on her blog that the gay guys have higher testosterone levels compared to their straight counterparts.
Austen writes on her blog that she is addicted to semen and that’s the reason why she prefers to give a blowjob, anal sex or pussy sex, just with a blowjob on. Even when she is on the pills, she wants her man to wear a condom.
I worked for a popular Hungarian magazine which mainly featured erotic ads (szexapró) and perhaps you wouldn’t be surprised to know that most of those magazine editors were often found jerking off to the models in those erotic ads all the time.
Perhaps, you wouldn’t also be surprised to learn that rimjob among couples is no big deal anymore. Most of the sexual fetishes shouldn’t even be called fetishes anymore.
There is no denying that tantra schools are sex schools in disguise. I believe that there will be full-fledged sex schools which won’t have to distort anything and the first such school to ever come into existence would be in Germany, in my arrogant opinion.
Me and my girlfriend, both are pantheists. We believe in evolution. We both feed each other fruits before finally making love as a tribute to our ape ancestors. We believe that the souls of our ancestors bless us both each time we make love and we can really feel it.
My wife has been obsessed with painting her body since her very college days.
I dated a translator back in 2010. It was really one of the best things to have ever happened to me. After her stressful job used to be complete, she would have sex like a freak with me. She fucked better than most MILF pornstars. I still miss her and my current one knows this and it doesn’t upset her at all, because she herself misses her ex who had a 13 inch long strong black dick.